My Life So Far

One piece of bus poetry, written by a 6 or 8-year-old, goes like this:

My Life So Far

I have eight pets.


So I was thinking about my version of this little poem:

My Life So Far

I have had 4 pets.
I have had 15 bestish friends good enough to listen to my secrets & minutiae.
I have one spousal unit who has promised to listen to my secrets & minutiae ad infinitum.
I collect pieces of paper from colleges and universities.
I have 2 spare tires, one of which can be used on my car.
I like water.
I have many many place to see.
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