Halloween legends

Pretty slow year this year: 78 trick-or-treaters to last year's record-breaking 131.

However, one kid came to the door late in the game and said: "Do you have any big candy bars left? I heard you give out big candy bars."

Ray: "Uh, no..."

Kid: "Did you give out big candy bars before?"

Ray: "No, not that I recall..."

I guess that old story is still circulating since back when we used to trick-or-treat. Maybe this persisting legend accounts for our inflated trick-or-treater volume in the last few years.