Note to Book Publishers

In the future, please consider not using teaser quotes like...

"...brings the final curtain down with a satisfying wicked twist..."

...on the covers of your novels. I spent the whole book (The Cottagers, Marshall N. Klimasewiski) guessing about the twist at the end, coming up with some pretty interesting theories, only to be let down by an ending that was not satisfying, not wicked, nor even unexpected. I really liked this book, but a teaser like that is just a set-up for a let down.